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Everything you need to launch, grow, and scale your business.

Our promise

We just launched. Here's what we guarantee.

No fake five-star reviews here yet. Just the rules we built Roastify on \u2014 and the experience we promise every single upload.

Funny, never cruel

We tuned the model to roast your choices, not your worth. Punchy and playful — that's the line we hold.

A roast in under 30 seconds

Upload to shareable video, fast. No render queues, no waiting room, no excuses to not post it.

Built to be shared, not stored

Your uploads aren't sold or used to train ad targeting. Make the video, post it, move on.

From upload to viral

Four steps to your own roast

Upload it, let the AI cook, share the result. Then watch your friends scramble to get roasted too.

Start your first roast
  1. 01

    Drop a selfie, room, fit, or dating profile

    Upload whatever you're brave enough to show. Our AI takes one long, judgmental look.

  2. 02

    AI writes the roast (and the real advice)

    It crafts a script that's savage but smart — every burn comes with a tip you'll actually use.

  3. 03

    A voice delivers the burn

    Studio-grade AI narration reads your roast with timing, attitude, and zero mercy.

  4. 04

    Captions + one-click share

    Auto-generated captions, vertical video, ready to post. Tag the friend who needs it next.

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Roast on a budget, or roast forever

Start free with a roast a day. When you're hooked, go Unlimited.

Daily Roast

Test the heat, no card needed

$0/month

  • 1 roast per day
  • AI voice narration
  • Auto captions
  • One-click share
Get Roasted Free
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Unlimited

For the chronically online

$4.99/month

  • Unlimited roasts
  • Premium celebrity-style voices
  • Roast every category
  • Priority rendering
  • HD video exports
Go Unlimited

Creator

For influencers & series

$14.99/month

  • Everything in Unlimited
  • Brand-safe watermark removal
  • Bulk roast batches
  • Custom intro & outro
  • Early access to new modes
Start Creating

Questions before you get burned

The honest answers, no fine print.

Upload it. Get roasted. Go viral.

Your first roast is free and takes under a minute. The only risk is your friends asking who did it.